Anonymous asked: body odor description

Nonexistant. I shower and conceal my highly intoxicating pheromones with an array of top secret chemicals, so men don’t lose themselves and mount me in the street

In all seriousness it’s a pretty mild odor that smells like flesh and tiny hints of lemon, I think. Human skin is a really difficult smells to describe; the closest comparison is a slightly undercooked pork chop with lemon-enhanced olive oil and baby powder

Anonymous asked: tit size

Saggy C-cup, smells like unwashed bovine

Anonymous asked: dick size

2.5 miles

theairshipofmindcannon asked: Could you draw a female version of my fantroll? No futa please.

Sure, if you send me a picture of them. I need clothing detail and stuff

And the reward for “Most Fruitless Hours Pissed Away In One Sitting” goes to….

Homestuck Expert!

xblueskynoise:

No source for this one on the Skaia imageboard, but it was just so damn cute.

If anyone does have the source, please let me know :I

I know Shelby made this, but I’m not sure which one of her blogs it’s from

Try “wecansexy”, “duedlyfirearms” or “promstuck”

Reblog if you want extremely irrelevant and nosy questions

cheesydicks:

crustaceagenomn:

jaredpadasexme:

My body is ready.

(Source: lasciviensintardis)

pornjunkyard:

Junks character Rabbot. Since shes starting her aweome comic now i have an excuse to  draw fanart of hher work without lookign like a creep!

Oh… oh my…

I think you need to draw intestines more often!

theairshipofmindcannon:

maryammadness:

Farmin’ all these fuckin’ Canine Peppers.

Fuckin’ pain in the ass.

wait what?

http://corruptionofchampions.wikispaces.com/Canine+Pepper

Farmin’ all these fuckin’ Canine Peppers.

Fuckin’ pain in the ass.

stupidhomestuckshippers:

Guys. Guys.

Kanaya is actually not a lesbian (as we think of it).

Look at what Hussie said. It’s the photo right below the DA Journal screencap. 

So can everyone just chill the fuck out over whether or not she’s a lesbian?

Wow way to cut off the part that actually matters, chumpass!

“From a human perspective, she’s an UNMISTAKABLY GAY CHARACTER”

UNMISTAKABLY GAY

UNMISTAKABLY GAY

U N M I S T A K A B LY   G-A-Y.

with-a-capital-a:

I dont know what this is but it is fucking scary

hsrarepairs:

Started to get back into uploading pictures, and… these three were next on my list.
Ah- could you guys help me out? c: ; 

+1 on Cal and Lil Seb

bonus points for fisting

ask-the-picnic-table:

T♋ wh♋ever finds this;

I didnt want them t♋ all suffer.. I didnt want them t♋ ever have t♋ kn♋w such pain.. L♋sing a l♋ved ♋ne.. A friend.. T♋ watch y♋ur ♋wn s♋n die.. I can imagine the pain they are in because ♋f me. I sh♋uld have kept my m♋uth shut, I sh♋uld have just gathered them and taken…

God that is such an awful quirk

Anonymous asked: Where do you live and what do you fear above all else?

The United States, love and compassion